成人笑话|White Mustache

A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled Got Milk.
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled^{1 Forgot Milk.
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled Not Milk.}